No king would want to be with me
Cause I snort like a hog and I really stink
Little girls see me and they hold their nose
I run for the table and the door slams closed
All night long, I shiver in my skin
I see a warm house but they won't let me in
I plop in the hog slop and play all day
I'm a dirty (little) pig and I like it that way
CAST: He's a dirty little pig and he likes it that way
I have a split hoof but I don't chew cud
I look like a goof when I roll in the mud (nobody even pets my hide)
I whine like a swine and I slobber when I dine
but My Momma says I smell just fine
But I love bein' an unclean beast
'cause they don't eat me at the passover feast
cause I plop in the hog slop and play all day
I'm a dirty (little) pig and I like it that way
CAST: he's a dirty little pig and he likes it that way