Funny Christmas Songs

Jingle My Bell

Author:Troy
Theme: The Messiah's Birth

INTRO (In A)
Jingle my Bell
Jingle My Bell
la la la li la li
Jingle my bell

Jingle my Bell
Jingle My Bell
It won't be Christmas til you Jingle my bell

VERSE 1 (IN G)
Cashier's (are) ringin' up Christmas sales
Kids in bed (are) readin' Christmas tales
The church is takin' turkey to the perp's in jail
But it won't be Christmas til you Jingle my bell

The mall's outta' stock of every toy they sell
Tots are all in heaven but I'm here in —
"Hell__O honey's" what I wanna hear you yell
[cause] I won't feel Christmas 'til you jingle my bell

CHORUS 1 (IN F)
DINGALING ZING BACK TO ME
JANGLE ME LIKE YOUR FAVORITE SONG
FINGER MY DOORBELL BABY
'TIS THE SEASON TO BONG MY GONG

VERSE 2 (IN G)
You walked out; my spirits fell
They say the lights are pretty - I can't tell
I'm wastin' all my money at the wishin' well
'cause it won't be Christmas 'til you Jingle My Bell

CHORUS 2 (IN F)
DINGALING RING BACK TO ME
SING MY SOLO SOME HARMONY
SPANK MY SLEIGH BELLS BABY
'TIS THE SEASON TO TINGLE ME

VERSE 3 (IN G)
The choir's singin' ‘Joy To The World’ - Oh well...
I can't hear the music swell
I'm about to kick my chair and yell
"It won't be Christmas til you Jingle My Bell!"

CHORUS 3 (IN G)
DINGALING BING BACK TO ME
BUMP ON OVER AND MAKE ME HUM
SOCK MY CYMBALS HONEY
'TIS THE SEASON TO THUMP MY DRUMS!

BREAK:
Jingle my bell____
Jingle me all the way____

VERSE 4 (IN A)
Conjugals are kissin' in the county jail
The prison's kickin' killers out on bail
[While] My holiday crashes in an epic fail
Cause it won't be Christmas
(It won't be Christmas)
It won't be Christmas
(It won't be Christmas)
It WON't — BE — CHRISTMAS
'til you -

OUTRO (IN B)
Jingle my Bell Jingle My Bell
Now it's Christmas 'cause you're jinglin' my bell
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Larry ArcherJingle my bell had me rolling on the floor laughing.

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