Funny Christmas Songs

Jingle My Bell

Author:Troy
Theme: The Messiah's Birth

INTRO (In A)
Jingle my Bell
Jingle My Bell
la la la li la li
Jingle my bell

Jingle my Bell
Jingle My Bell
It won't be Christmas til you Jingle my bell

VERSE 1 (IN G)
Cashier's (are) ringin' up Christmas sales
Kids in bed (are) readin' Christmas tales
The church is takin' turkey to the perp's in jail
But it won't be Christmas til you Jingle my bell

The mall's outta' stock of every toy they sell
Tots are all in heaven but I'm here in —
"Hell__O honey's" what I wanna hear you yell
[cause] I won't feel Christmas 'til you jingle my bell

CHORUS 1 (IN F)
DINGALING ZING BACK TO ME
JANGLE ME LIKE YOUR FAVORITE SONG
FINGER MY DOORBELL BABY
'TIS THE SEASON TO BONG MY GONG

VERSE 2 (IN G)
You walked out; my spirits fell
They say the lights are pretty - I can't tell
I'm wastin' all my money at the wishin' well
'cause it won't be Christmas 'til you Jingle My Bell

CHORUS 2 (IN F)
DINGALING RING BACK TO ME
SING MY SOLO SOME HARMONY
SPANK MY SLEIGH BELLS BABY
'TIS THE SEASON TO TINGLE ME

VERSE 3 (IN G)
The choir's singin' ‘Joy To The World’ - Oh well...
I can't hear the music swell
I'm about to kick my chair and yell
"It won't be Christmas til you Jingle My Bell!"

CHORUS 3 (IN G)
DINGALING BING BACK TO ME
BUMP ON OVER AND MAKE ME HUM
SOCK MY CYMBALS HONEY
'TIS THE SEASON TO THUMP MY DRUMS!

BREAK:
Jingle my bell____
Jingle me all the way____

VERSE 4 (IN A)
Conjugals are kissin' in the county jail
The prison's kickin' killers out on bail
[While] My holiday crashes in an epic fail
Cause it won't be Christmas
(It won't be Christmas)
It won't be Christmas
(It won't be Christmas)
It WON't — BE — CHRISTMAS
'til you -

OUTRO (IN B)
Jingle my Bell Jingle My Bell
Now it's Christmas 'cause you're jinglin' my bell

Why Troy wrote this deep song "Jingle My Bell" for YOU

We wrote this song for Bette Midler.

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Study Notes

Oh So Quiet Form Map
Intro 0:00
V1 0:16
C1 :38 -> :56
V2 1:02
C2 1:25 no channel to verse this time
V3 1:51
C3 2:12 -> channel to verse: 2:26
V4 2:39
C4 2:57 (Shout)
3:13 Special tag
3:25 outro
Done 3:39



It's not /it ain't Christmas 'til you jingle my bell (or Christmas starts when you jingle my bell)

(PING MY CYMBALS ALL NIGHT LONG)
STRUM MY TINGLE STRINGS
(bop bump bonk) PONG MY CONGAS AND
bust my nutcracker sweetie

Jingle me all the way
oh what fun it is to

I'm hearing nothin where there should be knells

strike/crash/hit/smash/thrash/bash/BANG/ BOP/ slap /bump / snap / split / bust
buzz, | call, | chime, | clang, | clank, | ding, | echo, | JANGLE | knell, | resound, | tinkle, | toll, | vibrate
dong, kong, wrong, tong, glum
king, bing
MELODY
cowbell, claves, handbells

dell, jell, gel, mell, knell, nell, quell,
gale, hail, hale, kale, flail, mail, nail, pale, pail, rail, sail, tail, tale, vale, vail, travail, wail, wale, yale

The preacher's [feedin] turkey to the perps/thieves in jail

Girls are singin' carols to the ladies in jail
but there ain't nobody here ringin' my bell

Di______ngaling sing back to me
Ring me up like you rang before
Jangle me, wrangle me, spank me some more

The logger's in the forest cuttin' Christmas trees
The Christmas lights are burnin' electricity
But I'm just wishin' you'd come back to ____
'cause it won't be Christmas til you're jingling me

ALT CHORUS:
Dingaling RING Back To me
SMACK A THWACK ON MY TAMBOURINE
bang [on] my bass drum baby
beat my meter
Jangle me, bang down [knock in/on] my door
clang my cymbals and bang my gong

ALT CHORUS:
Zing my winter/blizzard into spring
[ bing / king ]
nuzzle my buzzer baby
Jangle me 'til my heart goes ping make me go ping
Ding dong [bing bong] me all night long
thomp my tom-tom

strike up the chimes of love Chime me 'til I'm alive
beat my bongo

FROM Funny Christmas Songs


3 TESTIMONIALS
Larry ArcherJingle my bell had me rolling on the floor laughing.
Ari S.Oh Snap. Bette Midler is all over this.
Paris JonesJingle me is the funniest Xmas song I hear in my life.



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